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George Egg: DIY Chef

Award winning comedian George Egg (the ‘Anarchist Cook’) returns with a brand new show demonstrating more live cooking and laugh-out-loud comedy.

George’s family have banished him to the shed. But he simply has to keep cooking and his unstoppable urge to be creative means inventive solutions and some seriously tasty food. Expect power tools, gardening equipment and office supplies to be abused and re-purposed!

WHY? ‘Hugely entertaining’ The Guardian

Studio
£14, £12 Supporters

@georgeegg
@nordenfarm

George Egg's website

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Christmas Ceilidh

An evening of dance in our atmospheric 18th century Long Barn.

A caller will guide you through dances while ceilidh band Nedron’s Jig provide the live music.

WHY? A perfect social event for Christmas parties

Long Barn
£15 (£13 conc)

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Mark Watson - MW

After more than 100 dates on the road in 2016 with his best-reviewed show to date, 'I'm Not Here', and a similarly marathon effort with the previous tour, Mark Watson is amazed to find there are STILL some areas of the country he's not visited much, and some towns that have been neglected altogether.

It's hard to be everywhere at once, so he's narrowed it down to a sensible plan: for the next tour, Watson will only visit places beginning with M or W, his initials - as they've already shown a commitment by having those names in the first place. A few of these will be favourite old haunts like Winchester or Manchester, but quite a few of them are the result of Googling and quite a number are so remote that we won't know they definitely exist until we get there. Also, some aren't actually towns so much as trains (from Marylebone to Wycombe), or ferries (across the Mersey), or a helicopter museum (in the double-point-scoring Middle Wallop).

The material will be a mixture of the classic and the never-before-seen. And in some cases a fair bit of it will be about being on a train.

Courtyard Theatre
£17

@watsoncomedian
@nordenfarm

Mark Watson website

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Omid Djalili: Schmuck for a Night

Award winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili is known for his legendary stand up performances.

Intelligent, sometimes provocative and always entertaining, expect a hugely energetic and captivating comedy masterclass. Omid has recently starred in BBC1’s Dickensian, Sky1’s Lucky Man and BBC4’s Going Forward with Jo Brand.

WHY? ‘Belly laughs with a subtle blend of mainstream gags and subversive twinkle’ Sunday Times

Courtyard Theatre
£24

@omid9
@nordenfarm

Liza Pulman's website

  •  16 Dec SOLD OUT
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Stephen K Amos - Bread and Circuses

Brexit. Trump. No more Mary Berry on the Great British Bake Off. Things are looking bleak, so wouldn’t it be better to just forget all about it?

Comic maestro Stephen K Amos might not be able to provide bread to the hungry masses, but no one else is going to put on a better circus. Leave your problems behind for the evening in the company of the ‘effusively charming’ Amos and who knows? Maybe the world will seem just a little bit brighter.

After all, when Ancient Rome needed to distract itself from politics, a few solutions were suggested, but none hit the spot quite like the simple idea of giving the people cheap food and plentiful entertainment – ‘panem et circenses’ or ‘bread and circuses’. Our circuses might no longer involve gladiator fights to the death, but the same principle applies. Modern politics is a confusing mess, so no one can blame you for giving it a miss in favour of a night of laughs.

WHY? ‘Deliciously deft… we roared at ad-libbing that was first rate throughout… you’ll leave the show smiling’ The Times

Age guidance 16+ years.

Courtyard Theatre
£17.50

@stephenkamos
@nordenfarm

Stephen K Amos website

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Jonathan Pie - Back To The Studio (work in progress)

Jonathan Pie returns to the stage in early 2018 with a brand new live show following a sell out tour ending at The London Palladium, A show that was described as 'electrifying' Chortle, 'Blistering' Evening standard and 'desperately misjudged’ The Times.

The frustrated News reporter is back and he’s angrier than ever. Pie attempts to host a night of serious discussions on current affairs whilst simultaneously attempting to smash the system from within. Join him for a night of political comedy that soon descends into chaos.

WHY? 'This is political satire at its finest and Pie is ’the Most exciting satirical creation since partridge’ Rory Bremner

Age guidance 15+ years.

Courtyard Theatre
£15

@JonathanPieNews
@nordenfarm

Jonathan Pie website

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The Horne Section - Christmas Show

What is Christmas all about? It's about telling bad jokes, singing badly, drinking lots and, despite all these, having the best time together.

So who better to spend Christmas with than The Horne Section? In this festive fiesta they will do everything in their power to make your Christmas dreams come true with a night of comedy gold, frankincense frolics and musical myrrh.

WHY? ‘An absolute blast’ ★★★★★ Metro

Courtyard Theatre
£15

@hornesection
@nordenfarm

The Horne Section website

  •  14 Dec SOLD OUT
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Thünderbards: 4nd

The critically-acclaimed sketch duo bring their 4nd hour of gag-laden comedy. Filled with their trademark off-beat jokes, fast-paced sketches and overwhelming politeness.

With a potent combination of heartfelt absurdity, high-concept silliness and sweat-drenched toil, Thünderbards will stop at nothing to make your day great again. Stars of BBC Radio 4’s Sketchorama.

WHY? ★★★★ The List | ★★★★ The Telegraph | ★★★★ Broadway Baby | ★★★★ ThreeWeeks

Studio
£12

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I Love Lou C

Lou’s ground breaking show about her experiences with baby loss.

Imagine visiting your favourite friend/aunty/spinster. She's a touch eccentric but always ‘alright’. Until last year. With a bit of self-discovery and some painful yet funny situations, this is a story about life and, ultimately, death.

WHY? ‘That she can spin between the happy and sad so quickly is testament to her abilities as an innately strong storyteller… she has the room rapt’ ★★★★ Chortle

Studio
£12 (Supporters £10)

@LouConran
@nordenfarm

Lou Conran's website

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about 10 hours ago 1 comment Coming to see Miki with us this Saturday or just looking for something to keep the little ones entertained? Don't miss our wintry themed Storytelling sessions at 10.30am and 1.30pm. ❄️ Tickets are only £2 per person! --> https://norden.farm/events/storytelling-48

about 14 hours ago RT @BlackwellAhoy: Love these entries to the #miki competition @nordenfarm ❤️ https://t.co/j1LeUOXheW

about 17 hours ago Thanks to the Maidenhead Advertiser for their coverage of our work with students from BCA (Berkshire College of Agriculture) - they've designed and created our Miki themed Gallery installation and Storytelling Den! ✏️ #Miki2017

about 19 hours ago Murder on the Orient Express heads to our big screen from tonight --> http://bit.ly/2o3Nc0K Kenneth Branagh directs and leads an all-star cast including Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp and Olivia Colman.

about 21 hours ago RT @JS_thatsme: Another fab night with @AlexHorne and the magnificent @hornesection !! Nowt beats a touch of Zumba on a Thursday evening!…

about 24 hours ago Now booking for Autumn 2018 (...yes, you read right) - Britain's leading one-liner comic Gary Delaney returns with a show packed full of lean, expertly crafted gaggery!

1 day ago 1 comment Very Superstitious January 13th 2018 The Total Who Show Norden Farm Centre for The Arts

1 day ago A top line up is coming to town... - https://t.co/aX44lSXl5V

1 day ago Sometimes it can be hard to pick the perfect sauce to go with our delicious chips! Catch Polar Bear and his friend Penguin in our magical Christmas show Miki this December! --> http://bit.ly/MikiChristmas #Miki2017 #Charistmas2017 Slot Machine Theatre

1 day ago RT @thestrangeface: Hoorah, 4 new dates for Feb-Apr 2018 announced @squarechapel @PocklingtonArts @Everymanchelt @nordenfarm Here's one of…

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