Visit the incredible world of Stuff and Nonsense as they bring Pinocchio to our stage for Christmas 2024.

This is the unique story of ‘when dad was made of wood’...

One cold night Pinocchio, Geppetto and Sonny go on a journey in search of a place to live. Little do they know the house they’re staying in is a playground for their imaginations...

Join the trio as they embark on adventures to the land of play, inside a whale and much more!
Will Pinocchio ever turn back into a real boy?

Stuff and Nonsense are leaders in family theatre. Their adaptation of Pinocchio combines classic elements of the story – a poor woodcarver, the tell-tale growing nose, the dream of becoming a real boy – with their hallmark hilarity, skilled puppetry, original music, fantastic staging, outstanding performers and extraordinary physical tricks.

'The show was extremely clever and I was very impressed by the fantastic use of staging, which is definitely one of the key elements, along with the lively music, that kept my little boy transfixed throughout' coastalmum.co.uk

Invest in your children’s imaginations: join us in the theatre and take playfulness home with you!

Age guidance
Suitable for all the family - age guidance 3 - 10 years.

Relaxed Performances
The performances on Saturday 30 November at 11am and Friday 27 December at 11am are Relaxed. Ideal for families with babies or toddlers and children with SEND. Everyone is welcome to join us for this friendly format.

Signed Performance
The performance on Saturday 21 December at 2pm will be signed.

Run time
Pinocchio is 60 minutes long without an interval.

Tickets
£16 | £14 Under 16s
£56 Family and Friends (4 people)

Tickets for children under 18 months
For this show, tickets/seats are not required for children under 18 months who are happy to sit on laps.

Pre-School Term Time Ticket Offer
Book one Standard and one Under 5 ticket for term time performances of Pinocchio for the special price of £25. Valid on Tuesday - Friday performances until Fri 20 Dec. Offer applied in basket once logged into your account.

Creative Team
Directed by Niki McCretton
Music by Dom Coyote
With additional music by Tim Dalling

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•  10:30 from £1250
•  13:30 from £1250

Led by Julie Potter

This class is suited to those who have been practising for at least 6. My intention for this class is to move our practise forward, explore different avenues and approaches to the traditional postures. We will be aiming to be going deeper into ‘awareness’ and ‘noticing’.

The yoga I teach is an evolution of over 20 years of practice and study, perhaps moving away from ‘external’ evaluation of the postures and moving towards an ‘internal’ sense of the postures, moving away from the more used traditional approach of systemised yoga to a more experiential approach. Whilst looking at traditional Hatha Yoga postures and pranayamas, I will be encouraging fun and freedom within the traditional structure, whilst taking into our awareness fundamental anatomical and functional aspects required by our bodies for maximum wellbeing benefits.

Please bring a blanket, a yoga / Pilates mat, and wear loose comfortable clothing.

Autumn
Fri 13 Sept - 11 Oct (5 weeks)
Fri 18 Oct - 15 Nov (5 weeks)
Fri 22 Nov - 20 Dec (5 weeks)

11am - 12.15pm
£12 per session | £50 per 5 week course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

•  11:00 from £12

An energetic and creative music and movement class for babies and children under 5.

This fun and funky session uses lights, puppets, parachute, instruments and music to get your little ones moving!

Suitable for ages 9 months - 5 years.

Autumn
Fri 6 Sept - 13 Dec, exc 1 Nov and 8 Nov
11am - 11.45am

£8.50 | Siblings (9 months +) £4 | £45 for 6 sessions a term (this offer doesn't include the sibling ticket)

If you would like to book the offer price for 6 sessions, please enter a ticket for each date you would like to attend into your basket and the offer will apply automatically.

•  11:00 from £4

Led by Helen D Evans

This 3 week course is for people with all abilities, whether you want to come and give pottery a try or if you have some experience of working with clay.

If you are new to clay then Helen will guide you through exploring two different ideas, whilst more experienced learners may want to use the time to work on their own projects.

You will spend 2 weeks making a selection of seasonal decorations for yourself or as gifts. The final week will be spent decorating your work with underglazes or glazes. This session will be slightly longer to give you time to decorate your pieces (2.5hrs).

Your work will then be fired off-site and then ready to collect from Norden Farm approximately 4-6 weeks later.

The price includes: clay, use of tools, underglazes, a selection glazes and 2x firing of your work.

All work will be fired to Earthenware.

Please bring with you:
Sketchbook for ideas / with ideas
Pens / pencils
A cloth to wipe your hands on
An apron
Any clay tools you may have
A plastic bag to store your work

Helen will notify you and arrange a date regarding the collection of your work after the course.

This is part of a series of courses and workshops led by Helen D Evans.

Fri 15, 22, 29 Nov
11am-1pm (11am-1.30pm 29 Nov)
£90 per 3 week course

Other pottery courses led by Helen include:

Coiling and Surface Decoration
Press Moulds & Slab Building
Come and Try Slab Building
Slab Built Candle Sticks

•  11:00

Singing is a great way to relieve stress and promote well-being.

Meet new people and take some time for you in this new acappella choir for mums, dads, grandparents, carers and their babies!

It is a baby friendly class, created especially so you can bring the baby you care for. Grown ups are in a semi circle (with room for your buggy next to you) and babies can sit, crawl or play on the blanket in front of you.

These uplifting classes are led by conductor/composer (and mum) Marta Radwan. There's no auditions, no singing experience is needed and you don't need to have a 'good voice' - just an openness to have a go! You'll be sure to know the songs and there will even be some which include your little one.

There's also:
* Free on-site parking
* Café (open all day)
* Baby changing facilities

Mums, Dads, Grandparents, Carers all welcome with their babies under 18 months

12.30pm - 1.30pm

Autumn
Fri 6 Sept - 11 Oct (6 weeks)
Fri 18 Oct - 22 Nov, exc 1 Nov (5 weeks)
Fri 29 Nov - 13 Dec (3 weeks)

£10 per session | £48 per 6 week course | £40 per 5 week course | £24 per 3 week course

•  12:30 from £10

Led by Dr Marta Mathea Radwan

Norden Farm’s Daytime Choir is a fun, friendly, non-auditioned choir for everyone. We learn by ear, so you don’t need music experience. Our music ranges from gospel, world and jazz to pop and classical - anything that sounds great and is a joy to sing. Joining us is a great way to meet people and sing your stress away.

Autumn
Fri 6 Sept - 11 Oct (6 weeks)
Fri 18 Oct - 22 Nov, exc 1 Nov (5 weeks)
Fri 29 Nov - 13 Dec (3 weeks)

2pm - 3.30pm

£12 per session | £60 per 6 week course | £50 per 5 week course | £30 per 3 week course

Suitable for 18+ years.

About the tutor
Dr Marta Mathea Radwan is an award-winning vocalist, composer and musical director. Heralding from Poland and with over 30 years' experience in musical performance, Marta conducts choirs around London, including: jazz group Alle Choir London, Offbeat a cappella community choirs in Acton and Richmond, and Singing for Fun groups at Brunel University London.

•  14:00 from £12

Led by Louise Temple

Learn how to create a beautiful and unique handmade festive door wreath using fresh foliages year after year. Handpick from a vast array of materials to decorate and make an individual Christmas design for your door.

Fri 22 Nov and Fri 29 Nov 7pm - 9pm
Sat 23 Nov and Sat 30 Nov 2pm - 4pm

£42.50 per session
Plus £20 for materials payable on the day to the tutor

•  19:00 from £4250

Get Back to the swinging 60s with The Upbeat Beatles and relive those Fab Four days and timeless songs!

The Upbeat Beatles have earned their reputation as the finest tribute to the music of the Beatles, performing to sell out venues for over 20 years.

Paying homage to the greatest band in history, The Upbeat Beatles take you through the whole of the Beatles’ career. From the early days of Beatlemania (She Loves You, I Want To Hold Your Hand), across the Atlantic to conquer the USA (Help!, Ticket To Ride), through the Summer of Love and Psychedelia (Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, Strawberry Fields Forever), then finally down the Long and Winding Road to the end of the 1960s for the Beatles’ final live performance as a group (Get Back, Come Together).

Expect authentic instruments, costume changes, multimedia, and an ensemble cast of professional musicians with West End experience. This is a two-hour spectacular for Beatles fans old and new.

'The best ever!' Damon Hill (EX world formula one champion)

'I love the Upbeat Beatles - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!' Noddy Holder

Courtyard Theatre
£22

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•  20:00 SOLD OUT

Led by SalsaStyle

Specialising for twenty years in providing individual attention to help you develop dance techniques and grow in confidence. SalsaStyle will ensure everyone feels welcome no matter what level.

Autumn
Fri 6 Sept - 4 Oct (5 weeks)
Fri 11 Oct - 8 Nov (5 weeks)
Fri 15 Nov - 13 Dec (5 weeks)

8.15pm - 9.15pm
£12 per session | £50 per 5 weeks

Don't forget to stay for the Salsa Social from 9.15pm - 10pm: stay after the class for a dance and drink!

Box Office closes at 8pm but online booking is still available.

Click here for more information about SalsaStyle.

Please note that the class on Friday 8 March will be led by Darren and Tara.

•  20:15 from £12