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december 2017's events

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Arts and Crafts Session

Join us this festive season for wintry themed craft activities.

The crafts vary so you can create something new at each session.

Sun 3 Dec - Clay Star Decoration
Sun 10 Dec - Polar Bear Bauble
Sun 17 Dec - Winter Scene Snow Globe

Suitable for ages 5+ years.

£5 per child

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Miki

Miki, Polar Bear and Penguin live in a very far away place. It’s an icy world where nothing ever grows. One midwinter eve, they make a wish and Miki embarks on a magical adventure in search of a star...

Based on the book by Stephen Mackey, Miki is an inspiring story about friendship, courage and adventure. It features amazing underwater creatures, enchanting music and extraordinary puppetry.

'Young audiences alternate between giggling with delight and total transfixion' ★★★★ The Stage

Suitable for ages 3+ years.

£13.50 (£11.50 Under 16s)
Family & Friends (4 people) £46
(offer applied in basket)

Presented by Norden Farm and Slot Machine.
This magical show returns after its debut at Norden Farm in 2011. Miki is created by Slot Machine, the company that have previously brought hit shows One Snowy Night and Kipper's Snowy Day to our stage.

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Zumba

Led by Annet Bowler.

Party yourself into shape with the Zumba® programme.

An exhilarating, effective, easy to follow, Latin inspired, calorie burning dance fitness party™. Dance to various Latin rhythms including salsa, reggeaton, merengue, cumbia, bellydance and more.

Spring
Sun 7 Jan - 29 Apr (exc 1 Apr)
11am – 12pm
£6 per class

Suitable for 18+ years.

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Line Dancing Beginners - Autumn

Led by Julie Antonsen

Line Dancing is a mix of dance styles ranging from Waltz and Cha Cha to Irish Dancing style. We use a variety of music to accompany these styles such as Shania Twain and Keith Urban (country) to Rebecca Ferguson and Megan Trainer (pop) with everything in between.

No partner necessary.

Additional session - Sun 17 Dec

6.15pm – 7.15pm
£7 per class or £42 per 6 week course
Suitable for 18+ years

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Line Dancing Improvers - Autumn

Led by Julie Antonsen

Line Dancing is a mix of dance styles ranging from Waltz and Cha Cha to Irish Dancing style. We use a variety of music to accompany these styles such as Shania Twain and Keith Urban (country) to Rebecca Ferguson and Megan Trainer (pop) with everything in between.

No partner necessary.

Additional session - Sun 17 Dec

£7 per class or £42 per 6 week course
Suitable for 18+ years

LIMITED AVAILABILITY
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Omid Djalili: Schmuck for a Night

Award winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili is known for his legendary stand up performances.

Intelligent, sometimes provocative and always entertaining, expect a hugely energetic and captivating comedy masterclass. Omid has recently starred in BBC1’s Dickensian, Sky1’s Lucky Man and BBC4’s Going Forward with Jo Brand.

WHY? ‘Belly laughs with a subtle blend of mainstream gags and subversive twinkle’ Sunday Times

Courtyard Theatre
£24

@omid9
@nordenfarm

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Murder on the Orient Express (12A)

Dir: Kenneth Branagh 2017 | 114 mins

What starts out as a lavish train ride through Europe, unfolds into one of the most stylish, suspenseful and thrilling mysteries ever told. Thirteen strangers are stranded on a train, where everyone’s a suspect. One man must race against time to solve the puzzle before the murderer strikes again.

WHY? Kenneth Branagh directs and leads an all-star cast including Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp and Olivia Colman

£10.50 (£9.50 conc)

Special Ticket Offer
£9 (£8 conc) tickets when you book for three films at the same time. Offer excludes event cinema screenings. Offer applied in basket.

Movie Mondays Offer
Monday film screening tickets are £7 and include a free cup of tea or filter coffee.

Parent and Baby Screening
The screening on Monday 18 December at 11am is exclusively for parents with children under 2 years. Lights are kept on low level and you can move around if you need to. Tickets are £5.50 for adults (including a cup of tea/coffee); babies and infants are free of charge. Seating is unreserved and unaccompanied adults are not admitted.

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Tai Chi Chuan (Improvers)

Led by Patricia Miller.

Learn the Yang Style of Tai Chi together with Qigong. Both can improve your sense of wellbeing, relax your body and mind, reduce stress, improve your balance, boost your immune system and strengthen muscles and bones.

Suitable for all levels of experience.

Autumn
Mon 4 Sept – 18 Dec (no class 23, 30 Oct & 13 Nov)
1pm – 2pm
£7 per class

Spring
Mon 15 Jan – 19 Feb and 12 Mar – 30 Apr (exc 2 and 9 Apr)
1pm – 2pm
£7 per class
£42 per 6 week course

Suitable for 18+ years

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Tai Chi Chuan (Beginners)

Led by Patricia Miller.

Learn the Yang Style of Tai Chi together with Qigong. Both can improve your sense of wellbeing, relax your body and mind, reduce stress, improve your balance, boost your immune system and strengthen muscles and bones.

Suitable for all levels of experience.

Autumn
Mon 4 Sept – 18 Dec (no class 23, 30 Oct & 13 Nov)
2.15pm – 3.15pm
£7 per class

Spring
Mon 15 Jan – 19 Feb and 12 Mar – 30 Apr (exc 2 and 9 Apr)
2.15pm – 3.15pm
£7 per class
£42 per 6 week course

Suitable for 18+ years

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Body Control Pilates - Beginners

Led by Zoe Brennan.

Give yourself a moment to relax, unwind and stretch your body. Pilates helps to strengthen and tone muscles, improves posture, balance and flexibility, and helps you have a longer, leaner and stronger body.

Autumn
Tues 12 Sept – 3 Oct, 31 Oct – 21 Nov and 28 Nov – 19 Dec
1.30pm – 2.30pm
£40 per 4 week course

Spring
Tues 9 Jan – 6 Feb, 20 Feb – 20 Mar and 17 Apr – 15 May
1.30pm – 2.30pm
£50 per 5 week course

Suitable for 18+ years

'Body Control Pilates' is a Registered Trade Mark used on licence.

  •  19 Dec
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Breathe (12A)

Dir: Andy Serkis 2017 | 117 mins, UK

Robin (Andrew Garfield) is handsome, adventurous and brilliant. At the age of 28, he is struck down by polio. Confined to a hospital bed, Robin is given only a few months to live. Against all advice, his wife Diana (Claire Foy) brings him home. Diana’s intimacy and witty determination transcends his disability and sets him free.

WHY? A heart-warming celebration of bravery and human possibility

'The film is as much about Cavendish’s wife Diana (Claire Foy on leave from The Crown) as it about Cavendish himself' ★★★★ The Independent

Click here to read the full review.

£10.50 (£9.50 conc)

Special Ticket Offer
£9 (£8 conc) tickets when you book for three films at the same time. Offer excludes event cinema screenings. Offer applied in basket.

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Teddies Music Club

Sing • Dance • Play

We’ll get you bouncing, jumping, tickling, giggling, laughing, oh and singing!

Teddies is energetic, lively and fun for grown-ups and children alike, with a singer and musician at every session.

Wednesdays (exc 14 Feb, 4 Apr, 11 Apr)
10am – 11am
£6 | £4 siblings

Suitable for ages 0-5 years.

Please book one (or more) free 'Accompanying Adult' tickets for this workshop, and a free 'Baby Seat' if you are bringing a baby under 6 months

SOLD OUT
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The Albion Christmas Band

An evening of traditional English Christmas music, songs and celebration.

Featuring the combined talents of Simon Nicol (Fairport Convention), Kellie While (Albion Band), Simon Care (Edward II) and the Guvnor himself, Ashley Hutchings. Expect a collection of new material alongside seasonal favourites including carols, spoken word, humorous readings and dance.

WHY? ‘The perfect antidote to the corporate Christmas’ The Guardian

Courtyard Theatre
£20

@albionxmas
@nordenfarm

Albion Band's website

  •  21 Dec SOLD OUT
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Tina May (vocalist)

Truly ‘The Lady of Jazz’, with a stunning range and repertoire ideally suited to the intimate club-style setting of Jazz in the Studio at Norden Farm.

In combination with the remarkable musicianship of Piers Green (alto and tenor sax), Robin Aspland (piano) and Andy Cleyndert (bass).

WHY? ‘That great rarity, a singer who enhances a song’ The Observer

Studio
£15 (£13 conc) (£5 under 16s)

Tina May's website

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The Man Who Invented Christmas (PG)

Dir: Bharat Nalluri 2017 | 104 mins

Charles Dickens (Dan Stevens) thinks he has run out of ideas. While desperately trying to put pen to paper for his next novel, he suddenly finds that inspiration is all around him. Eccentric real life characters mix with Dickens' vivid imagination to conjure up unforgettable characters and a timeless tale.

WHY? Telling the magical journey that led to the creation of A Christmas Carol

£10.50 (£9.50 conc)

Special Ticket Offer
£9 (£8 conc) tickets when you book for three films at the same time. Offer excludes event cinema screenings. Offer applied in basket.

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Storytelling

Join our storytellers in our magical story den this festive season for wintry tales from around the world!

Keep an eye on our website for full listings of all the stories.

Children must be accompanied by an adult. Adult spaces must be booked.

Suitable for ages 3+ years.
£2 per person

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Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool (cert TBC)

Dir: Paul McGuigan 2017 | 105 mins

The story of the relationship between Peter Turner and the eccentric Academy Award winning actress Gloria Grahame. What starts as a vibrant affair between a legendary femme fatale and her young lover, quickly grows into a deeper relationship. But their passion and lust for life is ultimately tested to the limits by events beyond their control.

WHY? Starring Annette Bening, Jamie Bell, Julie Walters and Vanessa Redgrave

'There is a tremendous warmth and tenderness to this sweet, sad love story' ★★★★ The Guardian

Click here to read the full review.

£10.50 (£9.50 conc)

Special Ticket Offer
£9 (£8 conc) tickets when you book for three films at the same time. Offer excludes event cinema screenings. Offer applied in basket.

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New Year's Eve Hoedown at The Farm

Heck yeah, it’s a hoedown!

Our popular New Year’s Eve event returns to ring in 2018! Join ceilidh and barn dance band Cut a Shine for foot stomping, rip-roaring, thigh-slapping traditional music and a night of all types of barn dancing. A fun, lively and thrilling way to celebrate this New Year's Eve!

Age guidance 12+ years.

WHY? Dust off your cowboy hats, gingham checks or general fancy dress for frolics on the Courtyard Theatre dance floor

Norden Farm
£25, Supporters £22

Dress Code

  • Cowboys and Girls
  • All kinds of Party
  • Gingham and Checks

Games

Table top and floor games in the studio and barns - more details to be announced!

Tex Mex snacks available from the bar:

  • Tortilla chips with salsa, guacamole and monterey jack cheese (£3 per bowl)
  • Empanadas filled with spicy beans or pulled pork (£2 each)

@cutashine
@nordenfarm

Cut A Shine website

about 10 hours ago 1 comment Coming to see Miki with us this Saturday or just looking for something to keep the little ones entertained? Don't miss our wintry themed Storytelling sessions at 10.30am and 1.30pm. ❄️ Tickets are only £2 per person! --> https://norden.farm/events/storytelling-48

about 14 hours ago RT @BlackwellAhoy: Love these entries to the #miki competition @nordenfarm ❤️ https://t.co/j1LeUOXheW

about 16 hours ago Thanks to the Maidenhead Advertiser for their coverage of our work with students from BCA (Berkshire College of Agriculture) - they've designed and created our Miki themed Gallery installation and Storytelling Den! ✏️ #Miki2017

about 18 hours ago Murder on the Orient Express heads to our big screen from tonight --> http://bit.ly/2o3Nc0K Kenneth Branagh directs and leads an all-star cast including Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp and Olivia Colman.

about 21 hours ago RT @JS_thatsme: Another fab night with @AlexHorne and the magnificent @hornesection !! Nowt beats a touch of Zumba on a Thursday evening!…

about 24 hours ago Now booking for Autumn 2018 (...yes, you read right) - Britain's leading one-liner comic Gary Delaney returns with a show packed full of lean, expertly crafted gaggery!

1 day ago 1 comment Very Superstitious January 13th 2018 The Total Who Show Norden Farm Centre for The Arts

1 day ago A top line up is coming to town... - https://t.co/aX44lSXl5V

1 day ago Sometimes it can be hard to pick the perfect sauce to go with our delicious chips! Catch Polar Bear and his friend Penguin in our magical Christmas show Miki this December! --> http://bit.ly/MikiChristmas #Miki2017 #Charistmas2017 Slot Machine Theatre

1 day ago RT @thestrangeface: Hoorah, 4 new dates for Feb-Apr 2018 announced @squarechapel @PocklingtonArts @Everymanchelt @nordenfarm Here's one of…

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